Whatchu know about me?

This is a quiz/survery thingy I filled out… I did the old one,two copy and paste step from Facebook because I figured more people were dying to know about me.

Interviews are stupid

My idea of a perfect interview.

Fantasticalness

THIS IS FANNNNTASTIC!!!!!!!

Retards running amuck on campus

Why are the challenged trying the impossible?

Another your mom poem

This one is old and not the best but I figured I’d add it.I wrote it on June 6, 2005. It’s about my friend’s hot mom again.. the same one that I would pass a note to everyday in high school that said, “tell your mom I said thanks.” She saved them all and by the end of the year, even though I skipped quite often, she had a gynormous collection.

Dedicated to my favorite UC professor

little ditty I wrote about a professor of mine. She’s a perfectly nice lady.. I just disagreed with some of her policies and clothing choices.

Harry Potter and the Half-my age lesbians.

How Harry Potter was ruined for me and why I will never go see another child’s movie alone again.

A poem about cybersex

A lovely ditty I wrote about cybersex with my friend’s boyfriend. I’m triffffflin’

An ode to Leprechauns

A lovely poem about this f’er I dated who resembled a Leprechaun. Sorry if it’s about you.

How it (the poetry) all began…

A brief look into my past and how it shaped my greatest contributions to society: my poetry. I never knew prank phone calling people could effect my future so greatly.