The Life and Death of Hobbs

So this is totally a joke.. playful and fun. not meant to be mean or contain any sort of truth. pretty much if you take this seriously you’re a raging douschbag.

 

This is the story of Hobbs
Who has snot in his shnauze
Because when he drinks he sobs.
He loves to come to the bar
And make sweet love to PBR.
…To get free booze
He’ll bang anything-even if it moos
takin’ home uglies:old news!
Once, to get free beer
He banged a male deer–
put right in his rear.
That’s also called a buck
But he wouldn’t have known if it was a duck
–that cuervo had him so messed up
he should have just put rabies in his cup
cuz now he foams at the mouth
after that deer touched him down south.
like Old Yeller, he’s in deep
even forced to sell his green jeep.
But,instead of paying for his medical bills
to cure him of his bestiality ills
he spent his money on Jack Daniels
and naked Cocker spaniels.
and a plot for bob’s dust granules.
So in summing up,
He is one sick pup
So, ladies steer clear
Of the man dressed in Cincinnati gear